So my ex bf just came over with a haircut which kinda looks really good and really like zayn’s
so my cousin goes like,”did you copy zayn malik’s haircut?”
he goes like,”obviously”
- Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
- Boy: I know.
- Girl: I love you!
- Boy: I love you more!
- *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
- Girl: Where is he?
- Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
- Girl: (Starts crying)
- Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
I wonder if you guys hate me if i start posting/reblogging non-1d stuff as well.
please don’t hate me. I would be the same person. just the same person who likes other stuff too. lol
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I tweet “Zayn Malik <3” all the time but there are never any trends about us. Not cool.
Someone keeps leaving Zayn’s apparent penis in my submit box.
I wanted the first time to be special and live. >:(
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As I feel myself fall
I make a joke of it all.
