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Miley speaks for us all.
can we please stop talking about taylor swift dumb redundant behaviour ad talk about how nice miley looked? miley looked really nice.
So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.
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the mash up of singin in the rain/ umbrella from glee is one of my favorite things
“tell… my wife… i loved her…” carl dies. NOO! U LOVED HER WHAT?! *shakes body* U LOVED HER… TITYS? HER CAT? *slaps face* PLS WAKE UP
— TORNMIAY PIACKLLEAAS (@Tommy_Pickles69)
Classic tweet by @ingmarbirdman, who might have the best Twitter handle in the game.
woops accidentally texted my dad “lets go to the club tonight” woops accidentally texted my dad “meet me at 8” woops im in the club w my dad
— Meep (@MeepisMurder)
YO!!! *yells at a bug* YO YOUR CUTE DONT LISTEN TO THE HATERS
— Chelseaberry ＧＲＩＮＮ (@WeedCoffin)
Twitter: The Comic is a collection of comics based on the greatest tweets of our generation. The source material is used verbatim, typos and all. Despite the seemingly random nature of the tweets, the comic has reoccurring characters and story arcs that aren’t fully understood unless experienced through a single reading. With explicit permission from the writers of each comic, Twitter: The Comic could be a pretty rad book.
Tumblr is hosting a competition looking for a Tumblr page to publish as a book. This is my entry submission for Twitter: The Comic. I have about 100 tweets in my queue waiting to be drawn, and a book deal would be a good excuse for me to quit procrastinating on them. But enough about me. How are you doing today? You doing alright? You following your heart? Follow your heart, everyone. Make it rain liquid money and swim off into the horizon.
Milan, Italy 2011 - Verona, Italy 2013
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